Sali ne bani Jijaki Puri Gharwali

It is a roleplay form story with lots of double meaning batein

Jija:  door kholte hi

Sali:  oksir

Jija:  ohh naina tum?

Sali:  haan jijaji

  maine socha surprise deti hu

Jija:  kaise ajj saliji ko jija ki yaad aa gayi?

  haaaan teri hai hi surprise dene like

Sali:  jijaji ki yaad to aati h par jijaji ko time hi nahi hota

  sali k liye

  didi se fursat milegi to aapko hamari yaad ayegi na

Jija:  haan aise hi bolte ho lekin sali ji ki size dekhke to lagta nehi

Sali:  to socha aaj main hi surprise deti hu

Jija:  haan didi hi teri chhorti nehi hardam ise kela khane ak man hai

  chorti hi nehi..

Sali:  sara kela did ko hi khilayenge

Jija:  sono bahen to ek hi ho

Sali:  sali ka to door se size hi dekhenge bas

Jija:  haan appna apple khilati hai to kela  dena parta hai

  haan lene wala to ake pas se dekhke hi lete hain

Sali:  aapko bhi to usi ka taste pasand h na

  to shikayat didi ki kyu kar rahe h

Jija:  kkiskataste?

Sali:  apple ka

Jija:  haan pasand hai .. teri didi ki to apple nehi tarbhuj hai

Sali:  accha

  to meri kya neebu h

Jija:  na na khandani hai teri bhi

Sali:  to fir

  meri yaad kyu nahi aati

Jija:  dekh ek hat me teri bhi nehi aa rahi hai

Sali:  aapka aata h ek hath me

Jija:  ati hai na.. dekh kaie pahechan gaya hai to milne ek liye jag gaya hai sar uthake

  ek hat me ata hai ki nehi dekh le

Sali:  aapka to tent ban gaya h

  didi k bhi maze h

Jija:  mein to deha di hai ki ek hat me tri nehi ata hai... ye dabate huye

Sali:  na baba didi hi sambhale ise

Jija:  haan didi ki to maze hai

Sali:  apni apni kismat  h

Jija:  oto ajjakl ab sambhal nehi pati na

Sali:  kyu bhala

  kya ho gya

Jija:  itna kela khayi ki pet kharab hoke pet phulne lagi hai

Sali:  he hehe

  fir to kela bahut miss kar raha hoga na

Jija:  tabhi to didi tujeh bulaya hai uske kele ki dekhwal karne ke liye

Sali:  tabhi meri yaad aayi aapko

Jija:  taki badme oo khake ssake nehi to bahar wale ki unchi dam deke el na jaye darti hai

Sali:  warna didi k tarbooj k samne aapko main kahan yaad aati

Jija:  meri to ati hai lekin is abr didi ne hi

 Sali:  to didi ko bhi aapne pata hi lia

  mann to aapka pehle se dol raha tha

Jija:  haan didi ke tarbahj to ab aur bada hoga jaise algne laga hai 2 / 2 kilo ka dudh packet hai

  haan sali to adhi gharwali hoti hai

  dole en ka to haq hai

Sali:  to kabhi gharwali banaya to nahi aapne

Jija:  shadi ke din hi to tum apna ooo choudi building( chutar) sata di thi na

Sali:  kabhi apne ghar me rakha hota to pata chalta

  aadhi gharwali kya hoti h

Jija:  haan gharwali to banane ke liey to bulaya hu

Sali:  isi din k liye to building tikayi thi

Jija:  ohi jaise tum uaprse maza liye the us din bhul gaye kya?

  haan janta hun

Sali:  wo kaise bhulu

Jija:  tikaye bhi aur pi bhi gaye pays bujahane   ke liye''

Sali:  main to jaise leak hi kar gayi thi

Jija:  achha to kahete to mein dal di delat pichhese

  badme didi kio kaheta dekha nehi tum samajhe to dala tha

Sali:  ab aadhi gharwali ka itna haq to banta hi h ki pyas to bujha le

Jija:  ummmmm

Sali:  haan jaise didi nahi janti

Jija:  to roka kiskne

  haan janti hai

Sali:  ki aap ek ped k apple se bore ho jate h

Jija:  lekin oto apni building ke dekhwal karwa leti hai apnese

Sali:    haan unke paas to legally koi h

  ab mujhe to hire karna padega na

Jija:  haan apple tarbhuj ban jaye to achhi lagti hai lekin bor bhi hian niormal si hai

haan hire kar ke'dekh kaisa hai keal hamara'

Sali:  aapko tarbooj bhi normal lagta h

  har mausam me nahi milta

Jija:  ummmmmmm na teri to baan nehi

Sali:  usse kaun bore hoga

Jija:  dekh kitna soft hai dabane me maza aaaa raha hai na?

Sali:  haan

  lao dekhu tu jara hath me le kar

Jija:  ummmmmm le na kisne roka hai ?

Sali:  ye to sach me bahut bada h

  na jane didi kaise sambhalti h ise

Jija:  haan tu bhi le legi ol rahi thi

Sali:  tabhi ek din ko bhi ghar nahi aati

Jija:  bol rahi thi ki meri bahen hai samabhal legi

Sali:  kahin koi unke hisse ka kela na le jaye

Jija:  salli hamari payri hai lekin puri gharwali bhi hai ajjse

Sali:  do do ghar wali rakhenge to kela thak jayega aapka

Jija:   ummmm oo dekh lenege

Sali:  par itna kamjor nahilagta yemujhe

 Jija:  kela thakeag nehi do do hai uska dekhwala karne wla

Sali:  aisa na ho hume hi thaka de

Jija:  ummmmm ab diwar em darke satoge to kamzaor hi banoge

 Sali:  han wahi to

Jija:  ummmmm aaaaaaaa saliji to pur anaidan saf akrke hi ayehai

Sali:  to kya karu

Jija:  guli danda khel ne ke liye

Sali:  kyu aapko saaf maidaan pasand nahi h kya

Jija:  ajaj to llagta hai is quila ko fath hi karna karega

  haaan saf  maidan par hi gad te hain hum hamara jhanda

Sali:  kahin jungle me aapka kela kho na jaye isliye safayi tokarni hi thi

Jija:  haan khoyega to kahan khoyega... isme hi na

  dekh khone ke liey kaise jagah / bil dhund raha h ai ab

Sali:  wahi to

  fir der hi to hogi

Jija:  haaan aramse re bawa... apni hi quila hai ab aram gad de jhanda ab

Sali:  to chupa dijiye ise bil me

  apna shikar bhi kar lega

Jija:  chupta nehi pura ailan karke hi ghuste hain  sher ek tarah .. dahad ke sath

  dekh kaise dahad raha hai

Sali:  dahar ye kya marega

Jija:  kaheke diay kasek ek dhaka

Sali:  wo to mere muh se nikalwayega

 Jija:  ummm le meri adhhhi gharwali..........

Sali:  ise dekh k to main gili ho jati hu

Jija:  aur ek dhaka....

Sali:  aahhhhhhhh

Jija:  ummmmm

Sali:  aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaa

Jija:  aur ek ....

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm le aba puri gahrwali..

jahanda kaise gad ke quila apne nam me kar rahe hain dekh liya na

Sali:  aaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaa

 Sali:  dekha sari cheekhe nikalwa di badmash ne

Jija:  ab apna quila hai to dekh wal karne ke liye maidan me pani dena parega

  ab to pani nikal na hi parega

  ummmmmm

  pump kaise ho raha hai dekh

mallom hot ahai khub pani niklega is pumping se

Sali:  haan  nadi na baha dena

  main sukh jaungi

  pump jara jor se chalao to

Jija:  ummm ab to nadi bahe ya pumping se underground  ka hi pani nikle

  pani to chahiye ab

Sali:  pani acche se nikale

Jija:  le aur jorse pumping...

Sali:  aahhaaaaaa

  aaahhhhaaa

Jija:  ummmmmmmm haan itna badhiya jo hai quila

  ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sali:  jaan leli aapke kele ne

Jija:  aaaaaaaaaaaaamm

Sali:  quila to deh gaaya

Jija:  oto apta nehi ab thaka huya hai nehi to ab to to

 Sali:  aaaahhh

  dekhiye pani apne sath baha le jayega

Jija:  ummmm haan sher ki dahad ek age tikta thori?

Sali:  poora na sukha dijiyega ek hi din me

Jija:  ummmm ye to underground pani hai ...

  jab dalke pumping karo to pani to niklega jarur

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm

Sali:  par itna na nikal dena ki poora sukh jaye

Jija:  ummm achhha

Sali:  aaaahhhhhhh

  aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Jija:  nikalke fir pana hipani de denge na

  ummmm

Sali:  fir to mera pet bhi ful jayega

  didi ki tarah

Jija:  dekh nikal raha hai na ab .. compensate karne ke liey ab hum bhi nikal dete hain isime

Sali:  kela khane ka anzam dikh jayega

 fir kise layiyega kele k liye

Jija:  ummm chinta mat kar jabatak uski badhazmi khatam nehi hoti tumeh to bad hazmi se abchake rakhenge

Sali:  uske baad hume pahuncha denge?

Jija:  ooo lady doctor oo chekc up ke liey ayi thi fee ke badle me char kela kahke gayi usdin

  ohi dee gayi hai

Sali:  baap re kya capacity thi

Jija:  ummmmm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm

Sali:  khush ho gayi hogi waise wo bhi

Jija:  le pichkari se deta haun taki har diwarpe hi gire pani

Sali:  ab didi ka extra dhyan rakhegi

  personal grounds pe

  haan

  isi me to maza h

Jija:  haaan oto rakhegi..

  ummmm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sali:  pehle thukayi fir sikayi

  aaahh

  aaj maza aa gaya

Jija:  ab jorse dhakadeke jhanda pura gad diya kahde khade

Sali:  aapne to aate hi kaam kar dia mera

Jija:  haan pata hai na is sukhe jameen par pani ki jarurat hai ab khet ugane ke liey taayr ho gayi hai ye jo

Sali:  haan

  poori sichayi ho gayi aaj hi

Jija:  haan

  to kaise lagi ?

Sali:  han bahut.. thanks jijaji

   Ajjse ye Adhi Gharwali nehi ..gharwali hi hai